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i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
that happened with me and the universe
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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
white people
damn people in infomercials get your shit together
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Someone please tell why Shailene Woodley is playing the two main characters in my favorite books? I do not approve. But I approve of four (shirtless man).
mATH HOMEWORK???
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
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all around me are familiar faces
worn out places
worn out faces
bright and early for the daily races
going nowhere
going nowhere
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*heelies away from responsibilities*
*makes typo* *deletes post* *deletes tumblr* *destroys computer* *changes name* *moves to pakistan* *opens a curry shop*
wwabd
what would amanda bynes do
when raven symone has sex does she raven symoan
Rosa parks did not say ‘no’ for you to be wearing socks and sandals
currently saving up my drug money so i can buy some new heelies
